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Mon, 02 Mar 2009 14:34:07 GMT

You are a Were-Bear!

70% bear, 30% wolf, 20% horse, 30% tiger, 40% leopard, 40% fox and 20% rat!

Bears are predators. Unlike other animals as a were bear you will see colors, have an excellent memory, and be very social. You will keep your intelligence, but you will be very curious wanting to explore your new body and strength. When you want something nothing will keep you from getting it. Contrary to popular belief bears are not mean and malicious beasts. They are very gentle, affectionate, and devoted to their young. They communicate using body language.

Take Which Were Animal Would You Be? Test at HelloQuizzy

Grr argh!

Secret squirell meme

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:01:34 GMT

01. turner23

02. scareykat I've known her the longest I believe.

03. doomydoombear

04. fraytail and kissindra

05. novaness

06. greenglowgrrl

07. illdrinn

08. sarah_pynk

09. twitchfetish

10. miss_magdellin

11. miss_sol

12. oh_green_eyes_

13. turner23

14. pookacara / technoinsomniac

15. soulmetal

16. one_bat

17. one_bat

18. I don't know anyone that's a big enough wanker.

19. catdraco

20. fraytail

21. novaness

22. All of them! My friends are teh awesome.

23. Nobody

24. I don't know, but I'm paranoid now.

25. soulmetal

26. soulmetal

27. jilder

28. greenglowgrrl

29. doomydoombear because she's so fucking awesome.

30. Please send me some sunshine and BBQ Shapes!

Oh bash.org how I love thee

Sat, 12 May 2007 10:23:40 GMT

<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit

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<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"

How are your stalking skilz?

Fri, 10 Nov 2006 12:33:28 GMT

(1 Points) My name:
(2 Points) My last name:
(5 Points) Take a stab at my middle name(s):
(3 Points) Who am I in love with:
(2 Points) Where did we meet:
(2 Points) What kind of car do I drive:
(2 Points) where do I work:
(3 Points) what am I afraid of:
(2 Points) Do I smoke:
(3 Points) Do I drink:
(2 Points) Do I have any siblings:
(2 Points) How many:
(1 Point) Do I like 'em:
(4 Points) What's one of my favourite things to do:
(2 Points) How many piercing do I have:
(3 Points) What's my favourite type of music:
(4 Points) Am I shy or outgoing:
(3 Points) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
(2 Points) what's my favourite colour:
(3 Points) name something I hate:
(4 Points) name a talent I have:
(4 Points) what kind of sneakers do I wear:
(4 Points) do I have any pets:
(2 Points) Who am I dating right now:
(5 Points) how long have I been dating them:
(5 Points) what is the colour of my room:
(5 Points) what is my worst habit:
(5 Points on creativeness) If I were stranded on a desert island, what
would I bring:

Comments are screened so there's no cheating! :D

80-85 Points; Stalker Extraordinaire!
70-79 Points; Hard-Working Stalker
40-69 Points; Decent Stalker
20-39 Points; Stalker-In-Training
00-19 Points; Crappy Stalker or New Stalker

I truely am Awesome.

Sat, 04 Nov 2006 16:49:37 GMT

Charlie - www.brismetal.com says:
like
Charlie - www.brismetal.com says:
if I think of the most awesome thing in the world
Charlie - www.brismetal.com says:
then multiply it by the amount Pi comes out to if you calcualted it for 50 years on the worlds fastest computer, removed the . and replaced all the numbers with 9 I still wouldn't hav anywhere near the awesomeness of teh Sarah

H'ok, had a few wines and this made my night. Deal.

Do not administer to babies under the age of 25

Fri, 28 Jul 2006 13:15:39 GMT

H'ok so. Bored at home. What to do?

I know! Be one of the kewl kids and start putting together a Warhammer figure.

Yay for witch kings!

Das (fucking) wOOt!

Tue, 25 Jul 2006 21:28:52 GMT

I have been ranting on LJ for three years. I haven't really changed much in that time. Maybe just a wee little bit more bitter, but you get that on the big jobs :)

Doomy doom doom quack Spoon!!

Bored fikkit!

Mon, 24 Jul 2006 10:52:43 GMT

Your Blog Should Be Yellow

You're a cheerful, upbeat blogger who tends to make everyone laugh.
You are a great storyteller, and the first to post the latest funny link.
You're also friendly and welcoming to everyone who comments on your blog.

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You Are 8% Lady

You're a pretty crass, and even a bit crude on occasion.
Manners don't matter to you, but they sure matter to those around you.

Are You A Lady?

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You Are 92% Evil

You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!

How Evil Are You?

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You Are Lightning

Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence

You are best known for: your power

Your dominant state: performing

What Type of Weather Are You?

I never get tired of the Boobie Name Generator

Mon, 24 Jul 2006 10:25:37 GMT

Your Boobies' Names Are...

Mork and Mindy

Boobie Name Generator

Some shit yoinked from Twitch

Sun, 23 Jul 2006 11:01:35 GMT

What bill do you hate paying the most?
All of them. What bills are good for fuck sake.

What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
Romance makes me ill.

Last time you puked from drinking?
Don't really remember. Was drink at the time obviously. Earlier this year me thinks.

When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Never on a bar. Few years ago on a table however.

What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Superhero

Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
Long sleeves + Immortal = my answer

Gas Prices! First Thought?
Glad I don't own a car.

If you could move anywhere and take someone with you where would you go and who?
Somewhere warmer. Taz

First Thought When the alarm went off this morning?
No alarm today it being Sunday. Slept in listening to birds and cows.

Last thought before Falling asleep last night?
Warm cuddles are awesome.

What Errand/Chore do you despise?
Folding laundry.

If you didn't have to work, what would you do?
Be bored fucking shitless.

Your Favorite Cartoon Character?
Harley Quinn

Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy is?
Music. Booze. Bullshit.

Do you think Marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
Indeed

What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
Vince Vaughn

What do you want when you are sick?
To be not sick..... Tea. Teddy. Blanket. Pats.

Who from High School would you like to run into?
Melanie Otway (total hotty!)

What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
No car dammit! Radio clock is on ZZZ.

What Famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Jamie Oliver

Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Yup. So much fun.

Strangest Place you have ever brushed your teeth?
Work

Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
*Chanel Bear tunes into the Beverly Hillbillies theme*

Describe your favorite Day?
Yesterday was awesome. As was today. Out on Farm with mates and relaxing. Sweet.

Favorite recent day?
See above. Duh.

Oh My Fucking God!!

Sun, 23 Jul 2006 08:51:37 GMT

WhYngie is coming! WhYngie is coming!

In other news.....WhYngie is coming!

DOOM!

Lets take roofies and go shoplifting.

Mon, 17 Jul 2006 13:50:25 GMT

Pulled my coffee mug out of the cupboard at work this morning and a sneaky Sales Monkey has left a freddo in there for me *glee*

Concert last night was the spectacular. Ended up going with Ian and ran into Jess while I was there. Let the lies begin.... I'm not tired or hungover. I swear I wasn't out all night dressed like a pirate schoolgirl! And there isn't a ringing in my ears from standing next to the speakers at all. Oh yeah, and people are crap. Best. Monday. Ever.

In my wonderful mood of butterflies and love I decided to torment the lad up in admin.
Lad: I found another couple of Stamp duty problems:
B6339
B6350
B6355
My response:
Roadworthy
Roadworthy
Roadworthy
Orange juice
Flying monkeys
Super Mario world
Trolls in tutus
Hungry Hungry Hippo

He looked afraid bwarhahaha.

Lad: Pirate huh? So what did the Parrot say all night?
Bear: Don't have a parrot. That is such a cliche. Duh. I have a monkey! A 6 foot 6 monkey named Twitch!
Lad: Remind me not to annoy you then.... I'm sure Twitch would make a mess of me..... Maybe If I keep a supply of Bananas around...

Running about asking people at work if they are Ninjas or Pirates (I was fucking bored ok). And if they are Pirates are they standard boring Pirates or Vikings. We have so far-
Brazilian Detailer - Viking
Lala - Fairy Princess Pirate (WTF?)
DO Detailer - Viking
Lindalu - Pirate
My Jamie Bunny - Ninja (pfft)
Doofus Man - Didn't want to be either, so he is now the Warrior Princess.
Joshatron - Ninja Pirate...He's the only one I'll let get away with that one dammit!
My Brazilian Minion - Pardon?
Snooze - Viking
Admin Lad - Ninja

Must stop writing emails to myself now. Back to perving on hot mechanics out my window. Erm... I mean..... back to work! Yes that's it! Work!

Quote of the Day awarded to Papa Smurf (Sales Manager)
"We'll have to start calling him five dicks. Because you can't get that stupid with just one."

Sun, 16 Jul 2006 07:00:44 GMT

Not a picture of the Kitty mentioned, but oh so very similar.

Mungojerry got high

And the conversion continues!

Thu, 13 Jul 2006 12:54:34 GMT

The Hobbit, who likes not the metal (FOOL), came home tonight while I was listening to - J'ai Fait Une Promesse - Anatehma.

He liked it. Said it was the nice did he!

*victory dance*

Previous step, Opeth.

Next step, Devy.

Happy pixies and elves wearing flowers dancing with butterflies

Thu, 13 Jul 2006 11:46:25 GMT

FUCK! My favourite Ever Eve album has decided it doesn't want to play anymore. WTF mate?

Tue, 11 Jul 2006 12:42:23 GMT

And because I fucking could mkay.

POWER METAL:
-The following applies to me:
[X] I enjoy Lord Of The Rings or Dungeons & Dragons
[X] I like extremely long songs
[X] Swords rule
[X] I quite often find myself saying "That's epic"
- I listen to the following bands:
[ ] Helloween
[X] Iced Earth
[X] Blind Guardian
[ ] Gamma Ray
[ ] Stratovarius
[X] Hammerfall
[X] Dragonforce
[ ] Sonata Arctica
[X] Manowar
[ ] Edguy
[X] Demons & Wizards
[ ] Rhapsody
[ ] Symphony X
[ ] Primal Fear
TOTAL: 10

THRASH METAL:
-The following applies to me:
[X] I own a patched denim jacket/vest
[X] I'm always wasted
[ ] I think white Reebok high tops are the best shoes ever
[ ] I like Explorer guitars
- I listen to the following bands:
[ ] Metallica
[X] Slayer
[X] Anthrax
[X] Megadeth
[ ] Testament
[ ] Overkill
[ ] Exodus
[ ] Nuclear Assault
[ ] Dark Angel
[X] Kreator
[ ] Sodom
[ ] Destruction
[ ] S.O.D
[ ] Death Angel
TOTAL: 6

BLACK METAL
-The following applies to me:
[X] I like corpse paint (and it likes me dammit)
[x] HAIL (to me) SATAN!
[ ] I support church burnings
[x] I have pictures of myself taken in the forest .
- I listen to the following bands:
[x] Venom
[x] Bathory
[x] Celtic Frost
[ ] Mercyful Fate/King Diamond
[ ] Burzum
[x] Darkthrone
[x] Mayhem
[ ] Dark Funeral
[x] Emporer
[x] Immortal
[x] Enslaved
[ ] Gorgoroth
[x] Satyricon
[ ] Behemoth
TOTAL: 12

DEATH METAL
-The following applies to me:
[x] Blood and gore rules
[x] Gutteral Cookie Monster vocals are awesome
[ ] The majority of my favourite bands are from Florida
[x] You arent grossed out by song titles like "I Cum Blood"
-I listen to the following bands:
[x] Cannibal Corpse
[ ] Obituary
[x] Possessed
[x] Death - (Symbolic wOOt!)
[ ] Carcass
[ ] Morbid Angel
[ ] Deicide
[ ] Necrophagist
[x] Sepultura
[ ] Napalm Death
[x] Krisiun
[x] Nile
[ ] Dying Fetus
[x] Entombed
TOTAL: 10

GLAM/HAIR METAL
-The following applies to me:
[ ] I own spandex
[x] I own leopard print items
[ ] I go through more hairspray than any human being should
[ ] I wear more make-up than any human being should
-I listen to the following bands:
[x] Motley Crue
[x] Ratt
[x] Poison
[x] Winger (anyone remember Stuart from Bevin and Butthead :P)
[ ] Hanoi Rocks
[x] Cinderella
[ ] Dokken
[ ] Slaughter
[ ] Vixen
[x] Mr. Big
[x] Def Leppard
[x] Quiet Riot
[ ] Bon Jovi
TOTAL: 9

SLEAZE METAL/ROCK'n'ROLL
-the following applies to me:
[ ] I wear my leather jacket everywhere
[ ] biker gloves are badass
[ ] I get pissed off when someone confuses "glam metal" with sleaze metal.
[ ] bandannas are my ..1 choice of headgear
-I listen to the following bands:
[ ] Guns N' Roses
[ ] Faster Pussycat
[ ] LA Guns
[ ] Vains of Jenna
[ ] Aerosmith
[x] Snakepit
[ ] Lynch Mob
[ ] Vinnie Vincent Invasion
[ ] London
[ ] Skid Row
TOTAL: 1

CLASSIC METAL
-The following applies to me:
[x] I don't think there's anything gay about leather pants
[x] 2 guitars are better than 1
[x] You hate the majority of modern music
[ ] Rob Halford is a God.
-I listen to the following bands:
[x] Judas Priest
[x] Iron Maiden
[x] Motorhead
[x] Black Sabbath
[x] Ozzy Osbourne
[x] Dio
[x] The Scorpions
[x] Accept (holy CRAPSTICKS, the memories!)
[x] Savatage
[ ] Girlschool
[x] Armored Saint
[x] Diamond Head
[x] Saxon
[ ] Grim Reaper
TOTAL: 15

NU METAL
-The following applies to me:
[ ] I wear baggy Hot Topic pants
[ ] I hate guitar solos
[ ] Metal songs with DJ scratches are awesome
[ ] I hang out at the mall all the time
-I listen to the following bands:
[ ] KoRn
[ ] Slipknot
[ ] Papa Roach
[ ] Limp Bizkit
[ ] Disturbed
[ ] Linkin Park
[ ] Powerman 5000
[ ] Static-X
[ ] Drowning Pool
[ ] Mudvayne
[ ] System Of A Down
[ ] P.O.D
[ ] Saliva
[ ] Ill Nino
TOTAL: Fuck off

Sun, 09 Jul 2006 03:21:31 GMT

Your Pirate Name Is...

Captain Master of Horror

What's Your Pirate Name?

"Certified Pre-owned"

Tue, 04 Jul 2006 12:35:27 GMT

Nothing like some good ol' Foamy to cheer you up somewhat.

Queensryche

Tue, 04 Jul 2006 11:28:47 GMT

Rwight! So who wants to come along to these guys with me on the 16th of July at the Tiv?

Going all the same with S, but you know how it goes. The more the merrier and all that fucked up jazz.

Also, a little piece of fluff tells me that Lamb of God are coming over to our place/town to play with us in October. *squee*

Mistook me for someone who cares....again

Tue, 04 Jul 2006 07:27:37 GMT

H'ok So I was very willing to play nice. Not usually my thing unless you are one of my mates and even then it's rare.

Time is so over for that.

Game on biatch!!

In other news, on Nova this morning they offered a girl $100 to bring them back an Emo from the Queen Street Mall.

Hooplah!

Sun, 02 Jul 2006 20:27:34 GMT

New boots for work at Jules and Roc's 50% off sale - $100

Second pair of new shoes for work - $80

New earrings - $15

Beer on Saturday night - $.... who fricking knows.

The look on the Mall Preacher's face when I said I want to be reincarnated as a caramel centered Freddo Frog - Priceless.

Thu, 29 Jun 2006 20:59:44 GMT

If I pull off today at work, I am so getting an electrical circuit design drawn up to have tattooed in UV ink on the side of my face. For it shall prove that I am a machine dammit!

Time to throw myself in the deep end I guess.

See you all on the other side of sanity.

The Dungeon of Me!

Tue, 27 Jun 2006 09:41:50 GMT

You have ventured here to seek your fortune, to discover magical artefacts and do battle with resident monsters, and to loot the gold and treasure of Doomydoombear. When you're ready to escape back to civilisation and count your spoils, and if you're still alive, click 'Escape the Dungeon' in the sidebar.

You approach the cave entrance, light the oily rag of your torch, and descend into the darkness...

You are in a low-ceilinged fissure. Crude images of astro boy are daubed on the walls.

Amid debris on the floor is the Sceptre of Geeks.

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"You quaff the potion marked 'BODGIRL'. It tastes like jthm."

WTF mate?

Game is good. Not smell like IBM.
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/dungeon.php
and yes, I am too tired to make link look pretty. Suffer it out.

Bollocks

Mon, 26 Jun 2006 10:53:50 GMT

H'ok so. Does anyone out there have a trailer/ute that we may use to finish moving the Hobbit and Myself from the Shire?

Was using Taz's Uncle's trailer, but it brokeded. So we were moving loads in His Daddy's station wagon, but we had a bit of a boo boo in it. A mighty glass breaking, metal crunching boo boo.

Bear needs to finish moving. Little help anyone? Puh-lease?

Sun, 25 Jun 2006 06:26:39 GMT

You Are A: Puppy!

Beloved by all, puppies are energetic, playful, and loving. Your playful and outgoing nature is part of what makes you a puppy. Known for their loyalty, puppies make great pets for young and old alike. And an innocent puppy face can melt anyone's heart!

You were almost a: Kitten or a Monkey
You are least like a: Chipmunk or a Turtle What Cute Animal Are You?